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starting off the new year sick…it only gets better from here on out right?

Jan 1st

Those people on Tumblr you never talk to but you...

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toocooltobehipster: Every year, DJ Earworm use his talents to create a mashup that includes some of the top songs of 2011. He did it again this year with these songs. And with these songs he created the 2011 mashup, “World Go Boom”. 2011 gave us songs of regret and anger, pride and perseverance, and lots of fire. Adele – Rolling In The Deep Adele – Someone Like You Black Eyed Peas – Just...

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Dec 29th

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retail therapy is the best kind of therapy

bye, off to fix some of my issues

Dec 28th

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What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter

 Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
 ‎Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
 Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
 Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
 Oh, Tonks is happy and has a child at home? Okay, she's DEFINITELY dying.
 Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
 Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
 Oh, Snape is possibly one of the greatest characters in the book? LOL! DEAD!

Dec 28th

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Everyone's Lines on Glee

Rachel: ME ME ME! MINE MINE MINE! ME! .... you?
Finn: Uhhhh.... Ummm... I'm the leader! ... Um... Watch me say something rude that I will not apologize for later!
Quinn: ME ME ME! ... CRAZY BULL SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
Rory: Irish mumble... line that doesn't make sense.
Santana: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU! Ripping retort and emotional tears.
Blaine: Inspirations dribble taken completely out of context. Unbelievably nice and helpful comment? Ignored.
Brittany: Funny word pun. CATS!
Artie: Nerd reference. Unimportant comment phrased like a gangsta.
Sam: Abs...
Mr. Schue: Blah blah blah! No one listens to anything I say anyway, so it really doesn't matter what I say. Blah blah blah Regionals! 
Puck: Badass line that doesn't mean anything. Heartwarming thoughtfulness. Poop.
Kurt: Bitchy zinger. Speech that makes the whole world cry... except for the people in the show actually being talked to. 
Mike: Dance. Dance? ... Dance.
Tina: ... I get a line? Holy hell! I got a line! Oh my god! What should I say? Something funny? Something sweet! OH! It should be about Mike! What should I say about Mike? .... Ooops. Line's over.

Dec 28th

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This time of year is always the most...

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Christmas

rich kids: my mom didn't buy me the right color ipad
me: i got a pretty cool pair of socks that I needed
rich kids: UGH, this is the wrong model phone!!!!!!
me: well, i got a neat $20 gift certificate for some-
rich kids: and they didn't even get me the right laptop!
me: shucks. i like my pair of pants that i got though
rich kids: OMG AND A BMW INSTEAD OF A MERCEDES?!
me: ok now i think you're-
rich kids: DOES MOTHER NOT LOVE ME OR SOMETHING?!
me: listen, i really think that-
rich kids: WHY CAN'T ANYTHING GOOD EVER HAPPEN
me: stfu

Dec 26th

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Taking a picture with my friend →

damnthatswhatshesaid: She ends up looking like And I look like And she’s the one saying ”OMG! I LOOK TERRIBLE! DELETE IT!” And I’m like Follow Damn! That’s What She Said! for more!

Dec 25th

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Why being a girl isn't working out for me

Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious 
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES. 
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO 
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! 
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate. 
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet. 
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this? 
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight. 
Uterus: You mother fuckers. 
Torso: CONTRACT! 
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama. 
Brain: Me gusta.