March 2012
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“All our young lives we search for someone to love. Someone who makes us...”
– Kevin Arnold- The Wonder Years (1988)
Mohandas Gandhi: URGENT: Google privacy policy... →
fuckyeahfeminists:
Just got this in an email
In just a few hours, new policies will take effect at Google, endangering your privacy.
Tech publication Gizmodo reports, “things you could do in relative anonymity today [like your web searches], will be explicitly associated with your name,…
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My mother and I were changing the words to Adele's...
Mom: Kristie, what soda do you want, Pepsi?
Me: Yeah... Wait. NEVER MIND I WANT SOME MOUNTAIINN DEWWW.
*few minutes later*
Me: Ma, which vegetable do you want?
Mom: I WANT NOTHING BUT THE BEST BROCCOLI TOOOOOOO.
*few minutes later*
Mom: Hey, get out the list.
Me: why... So we DON'T FORGET MEAT, I BEG
Mom: I'LL REMEMBER CAUSE YOU SAID
Me: SOMETIMES WE GROCERY SHOP AND SOMETIMES WE EAT OUT INSTEAD
Mom: *pretends to sob*
February 2012
397 posts
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I really want to go to a restaurant and tell them...
So they will feel super sorry for me and give me free food. And they can sing me happy birthday so the whole place will know I am a leap year baby and people will come up to me and wish me a happy birthday and ask for my autograph and let me kiss their baby and…
I clearly got enough sleep
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WHEN PEOPLE MEET ME, I'M LIKE →
BUT WHEN THEY GET TO KNOW ME, I’M LIKE
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If gay people go to hell
lapetitevache:
then hell must be fabulous.
WatchWHAT IS AIRRR
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“He’s not perfect. You aren’t either, and the two of you will never be perfect....”
– Bob Marley (via smited)
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0% similarity on turnitin
I’ve either done something right…or extremely wrong
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